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chevreaux:

THAT’S NOT THE SAME CHILD???




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imrbushido:

guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

SHAME THE HATERS


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darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 


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ruinedchildhood:

How it really feels when stepping on a Lego


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kowaiholic:

-blunt:

If you ever need a measuring stick for how much of a weeaboo you are, this is the point of no return.

the chopstick part……………………….



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found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"


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fecloras:

Classic Mary


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precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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penpalfriendjamie:

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

I watched this through 5 times.



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umiko-hitara:

muffinsandmatriarchy:

I just can’t with medieval paintings

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